Flight of the Conchords - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

If I were only a rap star.... Too bad I did not think of these names earlier. Also, if I were to write a song, it would sound alot like this.

Most of you do not know that I have a rap name. It's Azz Kikah. On the street, I just go by Azz. Ok, by the "street" I mean in my living room or on the street outside of my best friend, Joseph's NYC apartment. So, I guess you can call it a "street" name but Chelsea is hardly the 'hood. Also, it is hard to have street cred when you thought of your rap name over Sunday brunch at a french restaurant in the West Village.

I guess I keep it so that one day, I can make up a story about how cool and hip I once was.