This is an actual conversation that occurred in the car today as we headed to East Texas to cut down our Christmas tree.
Jack was sound asleep in the back seat.
He pops his head up and says, "Mommy, what time is it in Southeast Asia?"
Jon and I just look at each other.
Jon: "3:15am, buddy"
End of conversation.
I think that might have been quite possibly the funniest random conversation I have ever been involved in.